once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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