Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
