yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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