i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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