Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
MIDGETS
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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