mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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