On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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