I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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