If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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