Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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