Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
