I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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