THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
honey bunches of taint.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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