it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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