Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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