i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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