So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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