Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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