I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
