What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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