Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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