school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do herpes really smell.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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