I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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