I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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