"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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