Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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