im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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