Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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