Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
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I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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