So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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