At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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