Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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