It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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