Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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