So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Fuck appropriateness.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
