So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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