Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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