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i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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