Everything about him screamed your future.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Your shirt... Was in my pants
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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