We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Mom said you looked used
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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