Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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