You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The best revenge is premature balding
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Operation Purity has been aborted
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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