school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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