I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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