I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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