Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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