Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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