I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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