love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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