yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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