I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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