Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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