Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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