508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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