I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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