Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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